老童
发表于 2007-9-1 22:03:09
考考你
<P><FONT color=#0066ff size=5><STRONG>试题：左边这位靓妹子十年后是右边那九位靓女中的哪一位？</STRONG></FONT></P><P> </P><P><IMG src="http://www.75one.net/images/upfile/2007-9/200791215837.jpg"> <IMG src="http://www.75one.net/images/upfile/2007-9/20079121599.jpg"></P><P><FONT color=#0066ff size=3>分数：一次答中100分；第二次答中80分；第三次答中60分；超过三次不合格。<BR>时间：无限制。<BR>机率：九分一（很容易）。<BR>考官（评分）：mayflower。<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff size=3>提示：女大十八变。<BR>备注：猪八戒免考。</FONT><BR></P><p>［此帖子已被 老童 在 2007-9-1 22:34:46 编辑过］
老童
发表于 2007-9-2 09:57:54
咦，回来开电脑一看，没有一个人应试。<br>唔，虽是同学网，相信大家一听是考试还是怕怕。哈哈哈......<br>无奈，mayflower只好自己考自己啦。 或者发个准考证给猪八戒？
猪八戒
发表于 2007-9-2 10:17:46
<P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\"> </P><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">老童</SPAN><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">: </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">你在</SPAN><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">698</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">上传的相中仅认岀三人</SPAN><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">看来要知</SPAN><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">mayflower</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">是谁还需要一些时间</SPAN><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">. </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">对了</SPAN><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">应该三个半</SPAN><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">有一个你是后来打个问号</SPAN><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体\"><FONT face=\"Times New Roman\">.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice\" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P></SPAN><p>［此帖子已被 猪八戒 在 2007-9-2 10:22:09 编辑过］
mayflower
发表于 2007-9-3 04:20:39
老童：你出了壹道连你子搞吴清楚个公开试题，真系难为了你任命的考官mayflower啦，猪八戒话过，你在698上传的相片里只认出三个半，叫呆几好A分啊？
698
发表于 2007-9-3 08:37:23
<BLOCKQUOTE><STRONG>引用</STRONG>：<HR>原文由 <B>老童</B> 发表于 <I>2007-9-1 22:03:09</I> :<BR><P><FONT color=#0066ff size=5><STRONG>试题：左边这位靓妹子十年后是右边那九位靓女中的哪一位？</STRONG></FONT></P><P> </P><P><IMG src="http://www.75one.net/images/upfile/2007-9/200791215837.jpg"> <IMG src="http://www.75one.net/images/upfile/2007-9/20079121599.jpg"></P><P><FONT color=#0066ff size=3>分数：一次答中100分；第二次答中80分；第三次答中60分；超过三次不合格。<BR>时间：无限制。<BR>机率：九分一（很容易）。<BR>考官（评分）：mayflower。<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0066ff size=3>提示：女大十八变。<BR>备注：猪八戒免考。</FONT><BR></P><P>［此帖子已被 老童 在 2007-9-1 22:34:46 编辑过］ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><B><I><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">同学们</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun\">:<SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"></SPAN></SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">抱着试试看的心情进入老童安排的考场应试</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun\">, </SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">上面</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun\">QQ</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">妹长大以后</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun\">,</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">靓丽过人</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun\">, </SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">婷婷玉立在第一排右数第二</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun\">. <SPAN style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </SPAN></SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">家住台城大楼对面</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun\">(</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">是老童的邻居</SPAN></I></B><B><I><SPAN style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun\">).<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice\" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></I></B></P>
紫罗兰
发表于 2007-9-3 17:36:20
<FONT size=4>老童考官:呆迟了上网应试,结果让698先答中,摘取100分,呆与她应该是老同吧</FONT>
老童
发表于 2007-9-3 21:25:22
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=4><STRONG>mayflower 终于“水落石出”。698和紫罗兰都应得100分，不过mayflower才是考官，最后分数要她来给。</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>我很惨考了个不合格，不想补考才出了这道公开</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=3>试题。<BR></FONT><FONT size=3>当然内因是主要的：年纪老迈；两眼昏花；记忆模糊。外因嘛也很重要。我让mayflower严重误导：她说她是环城南旧街坊，这下可好我把环城南以外连同她一起给排除掉了。她还说读书时就戴眼镜，你们印象中她有吗？要求平反给予合格。哈哈</FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#b3614d size=3>————————————————————————————————————————————————<BR>1974高二一斑 No.49贴</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#b3614d size=3>老童：难道呆班毛男同学戴眼镜？等呆再重复讲多一次，呆系环城南旧街坊哗。<BR> 老童，呆子系老老同学咯，呆系大二班，你系大几班？</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#b3614d>———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————</FONT></P><P> </P><p>［此帖子已被 老童 在 2007-9-3 21:28:52 编辑过］
老童
发表于 2007-9-3 21:41:45
<BLOCKQUOTE><P><FONT color=#0066ff size=5><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT size=4><FONT color=#0033ff>说真的三十几年时间跨度太大啦。一般来说<SPAN id=yuyuzi>女大十八变，但<SPAN id=yu35376>mayflower</SPAN>八十变<SPAN id=yu35376>都有啦。</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P> </P><P><IMG src="http://www.75one.net/images/upfile/2007-9/200791215837.jpg"> <IMG src="http://www.75one.net/images/upfile/2007-9/20079121599.jpg"><FONT color=#0066ff size=3><BR><IMG src="http://www.75one.net/images/upfile/2007-9/2007918151.jpg"></FONT></P></BLOCKQUOTE>
mayflower
发表于 2007-9-3 22:31:54
老童：呆吴系误导你，呆真的戴眼镜哗。至于环城南旧街坊，系来自台山桥中美东校友会，主持人在台上召集环城南的同学影相，系从山顶街到通济桥。窍呆系合情合理的。<br><br><br>
老童
发表于 2007-9-4 03:59:52
<TABLE width=\"90%\" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><P><FONT style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt\"><FONT color=#0066ff size=3>mayflower：从山顶街到通济桥是解放路。OK，张小姐家姐也上网？你请代我和我家姐问凤女JJ好！</FONT></FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>