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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
幾個男人在高爾夫俱樂部的更衣室裡。橙子上一只手機响了,一個人打開免提開始說話。更衣室裡的其他人都停了下来,聽他說話。 MAN: 'Hello' 男人:“喂。”
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' 女人:“親爱的,是我。你在俱樂部嗎?”
MAN: 'Yes' 男人:“是的。”
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?' 女人:“我在逛商店,我發现一件漂亮的皮夹克,只要2,000美元,我可以買吗?”
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.' 男人:“當然,如果你那麼喜歡就買吧。”
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'女人:“我還到過一家凌志車行,看到新款,有一輛我真的很喜歡。”
MAN: 'How much?' 男人:“多少錢?”
WOMAN: '$90,000'女人:“90,000美元。”
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'男人:“好的,但是這样的價格我要他們包所有選项。”
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'女人:“太好了!噢,還有件事...我去年想要買的房子又上市了。他們出價980,000美元。”
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal.' 男人:“好啊,你就去買,给價900,000美元。他們可能會接受的。假如不行,我們可以再加80,000美元,只要你覺,得的確值得買。”
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'女人:“好的。一會兒見!我太爱你!”
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.' 男人:“再見!我也愛你。”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.这個男人關上手機。更衣室裡的其他男人都目瞪口呆地瞪着他。
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'他轉過身問道:“誰知道這個手機是誰的?
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